Zangolin

Symptoms:
1. Desire to wear a full face + goggles – even when riding round the back garden or to the corner shop!
2. Purchasing pads for all parts of the human anatomy (external).
3. Getting exited when I see duel crown forks esp. Fox 40s – have you seen the size of their stanchions!
4. No desire to ride up hill – just push.
5. Smoke roll ups (well not really – sound ‘downhillish’ though).
6. Knowing that a ‘dead sailor’ is not something you find on the beach.
7. Knowing that Peaty is a person + not your soil type.
8. Making your bike as heavy as possible.

9. Cutting your £60 Thomson post in half.
10. Having bars so wide that cars have to slow down to pass + walkers have to duck.

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